Ashlee, awoken from her 2.54 hour nap, asked me a simple question.
"What would you rather have, your eyebrow shaved off or lice?"
Ashlee wants lice so she can call out of work.
She believes that you can put a band aid over the missing eyebrow. Now she wants me to get an ace bandage and wrap it around my head because then nobody would know I was missing an eyebrow.
She believes lice is an acceptable excuse to miss work. People will think you look ridiculous with only one eybrow, unless the seperation of a tri-brow turned three eyebrows into a resonable two eyebrows.
She is very intelligent. I am not being sarcastic. And that's not sarcastic. And neither was that. Or that. Yeah...I think I am just going to stop typing. She's pointing a Wii remote at me.
Feel free to comment your answers.
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